Good One ...

  An elderly gent was invited to his old 
friends` home for dinner one evening. 
 He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request
 to his  wife with endearing terms calling her Honey, 
My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The  couple had been married 
almost 70 years, and it seemed they were still  very much in love. While 
the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his  
buddy,   "I think its wonderful that, after all these years you`ve 
been married, you  still call your wife those loving pet names." The 
old man hung his head. "I  have to tell you the truth," he said. 
 "I forgot her name about ten years ago."