Little Jonny

Johnny was in the playground with his friend Jimmy, when he noticed
the brand new shiny watch Jimmy was wearing.
"Did you get that for your birthday?" he asked. "Nope," Jimmy replied.
"Well did you get it for Christmas then?" Johnny asked. "Nope."

"You didn't steal it, did you?" "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and
Dad's bedroom the other night when they 'doing the nasty'.

Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. Johnny was extremely impressed
with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch.

He vowed to get one for himself. That night he waited outside his
parents' room until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.

Johnny swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom.
His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and asked him angrily; "What
do you want now?"

"I wanna watch," Johnny replied. Without missing a stroke, his father
said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and keep quiet, then."