Day ONE:
DEAR DIARY ...
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've
packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
Day TWO:
DEAR DIARY ..
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw
some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has
started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems
like a very nice man.
Day THREE:
DEAR DIARY ...
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some
shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck.
The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
I felt honored and we had a wonderful time.
He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
DAY FOUR ...
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The
Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room.
We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined.
I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
Day FIVE:DEAR DIARY ...
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to
go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside.
The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and
again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way
with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today . . .four times !!!!
:-)
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