*An 80-year-old dude is having his annual checkup.*
*Doctor**:How are You feeling?*
*Man:** "I've never been better! I've got 18 year old bride who's
pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that"?*
*Doctor:** "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid
hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry
and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's in
the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises
up his umbrella, points it at the bear and squeezes the handle. The bear
drops dead in front of him." *
*Man:** "That's impossible! Someone else must have fired a gun."*
*Doctor:** "Exactly!" *
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